I received a package the other day from beau farmer. On first reading, I thought the jar contained Magic West Virginia Man Dirt, Best Variety. But, just as delightful, it’s actually Magic West Virginia Mtn. Dirt, Beet Variety. I promptly sprinkled its contents into my tiny garden bed and I’m keeping my fingers crossed that a beet-stalk will dart up and take me on a fairytale adventure in the clouds (or at least sprout plane tickets to West Virginia). Abracadabra.